Hamburgers cause cancer

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Let's face it.  There's nothing fun about scientific studies that scare us about doing stuff we love.  Well, this one is a total bummer. 

According to a new British study, hamburgers cause cancer.

Luckily, there is a bright side to the study, though...

In order for you to really get the worst of it, you have to eat five hamburgers per week.

As awesome as hamburgers are, there aren't many people around who can knock them back almost every day of the week.  Or are there?? 

Are you a hamburger freak???