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Who Cares About the Boys?

Thursday, November 19th, 2009

 

In millions of American homes, mothers and fathers are tearing their hair out trying to motivate their sons to finish high school, move out of the house, get a college degree, and live the “happy ever after” American dream.  While their problems seem personal, the statistics are not.

 

·        Boys receive 70% of D and F grades

·        Boys account for 80% of high school dropouts

·        Boys cause 80% of classroom behavioral problems

·        Boys represent up to 70% of children diagnosed with learning disabilities

·        Boys represent 80% of children diagnosed with behavioral problems

·        Boys represent up to 80% of children on Ritalin and other medicine used to treat attention deficit hyperactivity disorder

·        Boys represent less than 44% of America’s college students

Today in America women earn 57% of all BAs and 58% of all master’s degrees. Demographers project that if this trend continues there will be 156 women per 100 men earning degrees by 2020. 

It’s not just education.  Boys are failing to launch into adulthood.  Young men, if they do leave, are more likely return home and, for the first time in history, women in their 20s are out earning their male counterparts.

A parent might soothe him or herself by saying “who cares so long as my son is happy.”    But is he really happy?  The fact that boys are 85% more likely to commit murder, and four to six times more likely to kill themselves suggests otherwise.

This all seems pretty alarming to me, so where is the national outrage?  Well, there is the periodic national news story where the problem is examined and quickly forgotten.  There is the occasional alarming statement by an education official but once the cameras are gone no one really does anything.  There are the websites and nonprofits urging action but so far no real national urgency has emerged. 

Complicating the issue, the proposed solutions from those who recognize the problem are frequently clouded by political agendas.  The feminists claim the problem doesn’t exist, and the anti-feminist claim the problem exists because of the feminists.  Unfortunately no one seems to have done the obvious.  No one has asked the boys.

I am thrilled with the progress made by women in education and in life.  But the goal has never been to exceed the achievements of young men.  The goal has been to equalize education and employment opportunities.  How can anyone look at these statistics and believe that education and opportunity is equal in America? 

So I ask “Who cares about the boys?”

Jon Stewart Busts Fox News

Wednesday, November 11th, 2009

After the 9-12 Tea Party protest a debate emerged regarding the crowd size estimates. Organizers of the event like Glenn Beck said that over 500,000 were at the rally while more “conservative” estimates like those from the Washington D.C. Fire Department had the crowd being a much smaller 60,000-70,000. Even the lower estimate is a respectable number of people for a protest on Capitol Hill and the event certainly received a lot of coverage from all the networks. Last week at the invitation of Rep. Michelle Bachmann (R-MN) the Tea Party once again showed up at Capitol to protest and lobby Congress to reject the Democrat’s health care reform plan. Once again afterward a debate would emerge regarding the size of the crowd that came to the event. Liberals claimed the crowd size was anywhere from 3,000-8,000 while Bachmann claimed that 20,000-45,000 attended. A more unbiased source in the Washington Post put the number at around 10,000. Not surprisingly Fox News tended to support the larger of the crowd size estimates. Sean Hannity led this charge showing clips of a large protest around Capitol Hill. However as Jon Stewart points out in the video clip below Hannity was actually showing footage of the 9-12 Tea Party protest and trying to pass it off as footage of the Bachmann event. So in the end Hannity used one event with allegedly over-hyped crowd size numbers to promote another event with allegedly over-hyped crowd size numbers.

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c
Sean Hannity Uses Glenn Beck’s Protest Footage
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Theme Dinner and Recipe from Maxwell’s Chef Eric Watson

Wednesday, November 11th, 2009

The other day I met a friend at Maxwell’s in West Fargo for lunch.  Little side note to the story - my friend ordered the Maxwell burger and seemed to enjoy it very much.  So much so, he actually involuntarily commented on it.  I, by the way, ordered the pumpkin ginger soup.  There may have been something else in the name, but I stopped listening after the second vegetable.  It was delicious.

During the course of this lunch, I had an opportunity to speak with one of the owners, Sara Watson.  Many people know Sara from the Mosiac Cafe on 32nd Avenue or Mosaic Catering.  I asked Sara if she had any more of those “theme dinners” coming up.

I happen to think their theme dinners are pretty cool.  The last one they did had an organic, locally grown, farm theme.  The used ingredients from local organic farmers.  Getting back to the question at hand – yes Maxwell’s has a theme dinner coming up in November.  Here is the line up they have in store for people.

Winter Hearth Dinner:  Foods that warm the soul

Appetizer
Prosciutto Wrapped Salmon & Citrus Grilled Shrimp
Pistachio Pesto, Bell Pepper Sauce & Balsamic Syrup

Soup
Brie Cheese & Pear Bisque
Marinated Dried Fruits & Puff Pastry Croutons

Salad
Petite Greens with Burgundy Poached Pear
Goat Cheese, Toasted Hazelnuts & Sherry Vinaigrette

Intermezzo
Pomegranate Granita

Entrée
Wild Turkey Cassoulet
White Bean Stew with Smoked Pork, Roasted Garlic & Seasoned Bread Crumbs

Dessert
White Chocolate & Pumpkin Crème Brulee
Candied Butternut Squash & Spiced Pecans

The cost of these theme dinners are $50 per person and does not include gratuity, tax or beverages.

If you would like more information or would like to be a part of this theme dinner, call 701.277.WINE or email. mosaicfoods@aol.com

Here is the Butternut Squash Recipe from Chef Eric Watson, who appeared on Man About Town with Jason Spiess

Butternut Squash Gratin
Ingredients
3 tablespoons butter
1 yellow onion, diced
2 cloves garlic, minced
1 (2 1/2 pound) butternut squash – peeled, seeded, and cut into 3/4-inch chunks
1 teaspoon brown sugar
1 cup chicken broth
8 ounces shredded Gruyere cheese
8 ounces shredded extra-sharp Cheddar cheese
1 cup dry bread crumbs
1 tablespoon chopped fresh thyme
1 tablespoon chopped fresh rosemary
1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese

Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease a 9×13 inch baking dish.

Melt the butter in a large skillet over medium heat. Stir in the onions and garlic; cook until the onions soften and turn golden brown, about 10 minutes. Add the butternut squash and brown sugar. Continue cooking and stirring until the butternut squash begins to brown on the edges, but is still somewhat firm in the center, about 10 minutes more. Scrape the squash into the prepared baking dish, and pour in the chicken broth. Wrap tightly with aluminum foil.

Bake in the preheated oven until the liquid has been absorbed and the squash is tender, 45 to 50 minutes. Toss together the Gruyere cheese, Cheddar cheese, bread crumbs, thyme, and rosemary in a bowl until evenly combined. Remove the foil from the baking dish, and sprinkle the squash evenly with the cheese mixture. Sprinkle the Parmesan cheese on top. Return to the oven, and bake uncovered for 15 minutes more until the topping is lightly crunchy and brown.

For more information, listen to 790AM or visit www.kfgo.com

Fantasy Football Week 8 Thoughts

Thursday, November 5th, 2009

Fantasy football Week 8: Eli’s falling off the charts

This was quite a week for football games: the Broncos are no longer unbeaten; the once 5-0 Giants are suddenly third in the NFC East; the Titans and Rams are no longer winless; and no one could stop talking about Brett Favre beating the Packers at Lambeau. The story lines were compelling this weekend, and the fantasy lines were just as irritating as usual. Here are your starting lineup’s shining stars and biggest mistakes, and what to look for moving forward.

STEVE SLATON - OK, I remained confident on Slaton this year. The problems with fumbling (seven times after Sunday) were unfortunate, but I stuck with him. This week, Houston benched him against the league’s worst rush defense after he lost yet another fumble, and backup Ryan Moats ran wild for 126 yards and three scores. THOSE POINTS BELONGED TO SLATON! If he hadn’t fumbled AGAIN we’d all be happy campers. Now, not only did we get stuck with one lousy fantasy performance, we have a guy that was sure to be the main ball carrier on a high-octane offense that is now subject to an extremely unpredictable time-share situation. It’s definitely time to panic.

JONATHAN STEWART – So I dropped him a couple weeks ago; so what? Oh great, he’s run wild in three of the past four games for double-digit fantasy points after having little output through the first three weeks. But take this with a grain of salt; two of his strong games came against Washington and Tampa Bay. Even if Stewart gets a few more carries than he has been getting, he won’t be a consistent source of points in the immediate future while DeAngelo dominates for the Panthers.

RAY RICE - Every week, this guy produces. He had over a hundred yards from scrimmage yet again and notched another touchdown against a very stout Denver defense. He’s got some soft matchups left (Cleveland, Detroit, Oakland) and some tough ones (Pittsburgh twice, Indy, Cincinnati, Chicago), but Rice should produce in some way in almost every matchup he sees. Right now, he’s playing like an elite fantasy back, and he should be of that status for the remainder of the season.

MARSHAWN LYNCH and FRED JACKSON – Owners were concerned about how many carries Jackson would steal from Lynch, but it doesn’t really matter – both of them are putting up horrendous stats right now. I’d blame the Buffalo play-calling and other severe offensive struggles before I’d fault Lynch and Jackson – they’re both phenomenal running backs. But you have to park Lynch on your bench until things perk up and you probably have to drop Jackson at this point.

ELI MANNING – After the 5-0 start, Manning has been extremely mediocre through three consecutive losses: just one touchdown in each game, and six total interceptions, compared with two through the first five games. Manning faded fast, and you have to wonder whether he’ll get back on track this year.

RICKY WILLIAMS – Miami’s running game didn’t shine against the tough Jets’ D, but who can ignore Williams’s three scores against the Saints in Week 7? He’s got six total scores and some decent yardage totals, and he’s the 12th-ranked running back in terms of points in ESPN leagues. You can’t overlook that.

BRENT CELEK – Celek is a frustrating tight end because usually, when he has a soft matchup, he doesn’t get points, and when it seems like a tough matchup, he lights it up. After the first three weeks, many made Celek their starting TE, given the lack of tight end talent in the fantasy world. It’s tough to stick with that inconsistency, but almost any tight end, including Jason Witten, Antonio Gates and Tony Gonzalez this year (who were the only three tight ends I trusted for reliability in the preseason, go figure) is going to be inconsistent.

JOHN CARLSON – Speaking of inconsistent tight ends, it’s time to give up on Carlson, if you haven’t already. His monstrous Week 1 (95 yards, two scores) has been followed by zero touchdowns since and no yardage total higher than 55.

DONALD DRIVER – After he underachieved last year, he’s turned in quite respectable numbers this year, accumulating three touchdowns and four games with 80-plus yards receiving. He’s not a stud by any means, but he’s a decent source of points in a shallow pool of productive wide receivers this year.

MICHAEL CRABTREE – So everyone who drafted him, then dropped him: go grab him again! If you’re in deep leagues and he’s still available, you could do worse. He had a decent debut, and then had six catches for 81 yards against the Colts. The Niners are a competitive football team, and that alone warrants a look at Crabtree.

FRANK GORE – Guess who’s back? Crabtree’s teammate ran for 91 yards and a score as well as catching five passes for 43 yards in his best receiving output of the season. Unlike many running backs that come back from injury and falter (see Clinton Portis, LaDainian Tomlinson, Brian Westbrook), Gore seems to be showing no ill effects of recovery thus far and appears to be at 100 percent.

WILLIS MCGAHEE
– I would only say “I told you so” about a guy that I really dislike. After his early-season explosion, I said on Sept. 20, “I wouldn’t expect too many more days like this from McGahee.” Since Week 3, McGahee has exactly 11 rushing yards, and no touchdowns, of course. Now that Ray Rice is the main man, McGahee didn’t even get a timeshare out of the situation like most backs in the NFL would. Time to drop it like it’s cold, cause McGahee definitely is.

VINCENT JACKSON – Talk about a stud. Flying mostly under the radar in the talks about this year’s elite wide receivers, V-Jack has posted double-digit fantasy points in all but one game so far this season, including four 100-yard games and five total touchdowns. He is money; you’re lucky to have him if you do, because he’s as consistent as they come thus far.

JAMAL LEWIS – I don’t care that he gets the most offense on a horrible team, because that translates to absolute mediocrity. Not in all cases (see Steven Jackson), but this running back is so far past his prime that he doesn’t have a productive bone left in his body.

For more information, listen to 790AM or visit www.kfgo.com

Source: bupipedream.com, KFGO News Center

You Meet the Nicest People on a…….

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009
1924 (we think) couple on a motorcycle

1924 (we think) couple on a motorcycle

Going though old stuff is fun, fun, fun. I found an old negative of this photograph that belonged to my Grandpa Engen of Holt Minnesota. KFGO’s Terry Spies assures me that this is a Harley circa. mid 1920’s. Who are they? Well it’s not Grandpa, I have no idea who the man is but we are certain that the woman in my Grandfathers Sister. Gladys Engen Brown. Who was married to Sam Brown and lived in Mayville for many years.

ENTERTAINMENT NEWS 10-27-2009

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009

SPRINGSTEEN CANCELS SHOW AFTER ROADIE”S DEATH

KANSAS CITY, MO. (AP) _ BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN CANCELED A PERFORMANCE IN KANSAS CITY AFTER HIS COUSIN AND ROAD CREW MEMBER DIED.

 THE DEATH OF 36-YEAR-OLD LENNY SULLIVAN WAS ANNOUNCED IN A STATEMENT ON SPRINGSTEEN”S WEB SITE.

SULLIVAN WAS FOUND DEAD AT KANSAS CITY”S INTERCONTINENTAL HOTEL HOURS BEFORE SPRINGSTEEN AND THE E STREET BAND WERE TO TAKE THE STAGE MONDAY NIGHT.

KANSAS CITY POLICE SPOKESMAN CAPT. RICH LOCKHART SAID OFFICERS WERE INVESTIGATING THE DEATH, ALTHOUGH HE SAID IT WAS NOT SUSPICIOUS.

A CALL TO SPRINGSTEEN”S PUBLICIST WAS NOT IMMEDIATELY RETURNED.

 THE SPRINT CENTER ARENA SAID TICKETS WOULD BE REFUNDED.

 

 ELIZABETH TAYLOR CALLS JACKSON FILM `BRILLIANT”

 LOS ANGELES (AP) _ ELIZABETH TAYLOR SAYS THE NEW MICHAEL JACKSON DOCUMENTARY IS “THE SINGLE MOST BRILLIANT PIECE OF FILMMAKING”” SHE HAS EVER SEEN.

 THE 77-YEAR-OLD ACTRESS AND LONGTIME JACKSON FRIEND SAYS SHE SAW “MICHAEL JACKSON”S THIS IS IT”” LAST WEEK, BUT WAS SWORN TO SECRECY UNTIL MONDAY, WHEN SHE POSTED HER THOUGHTS ABOUT THE FILM ON TWITTER.

 BASED ON REHEARSAL FOOTAGE SHOT WHILE JACKSON WAS PREPARING FOR HIS SERIES OF COMEBACK CONCERTS, THE MOVIE “CEMENTS FOREVER MICHAEL”S GENIUS IN EVERY ASPECT OF CREATIVITY,”” TAYLOR SAYS. SHE URGED HER FANS TO SEE IT “AGAIN AND AGAIN.””

  JACKSON DIED IN JUNE AT AGE 50, JUST BEFORE HE WAS TO BEGIN A 50-CONCERT RUN IN LONDON.

 “MICHAEL JACKSON”S THIS IS IT”” OPENS WORLDWIDE TUESDAY NIGHT.

 

TONIGHT”S TV    

TAYLOR SWIFT SINGS ON THE DANCE FLOOR.

 MISS FEARLESS, TAYLOR SWIFT, PERFORMS HER NEW SINGLE, “JUMP, THEN FALL”” ON TONIGHT”S “DANCING WITH THE STARS”” RESULTS SHOW ON ABC. SHE ALSO SINGS HER HIT, “LOVE STORY,”” AS SIX OF THE PROFESSIONALS DANCE. THIS IS A DIFFICULT NIGHT FOR THE STARS AND THEIR PARTNERS BECAUSE TWO COUPLES WILL BE SENT HOME. “IT”S THE GREAT PUMPKIN, CHARLIE BROWN”” COMES FIRST. “THE FORGOTTEN”” COMES AFTER “DANCING.””

 THE TOP-20 DANCERS PERFORM ON “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE”” ON FOX. AND, BY THE END OF THE TWO HOURS, TWO DANCERS WILL BE ELIMINATED.

 ON NBC, NEW YORK YANKEE DEREK JETER GIVES ENCOURAGEMENT TO “THE BIGGEST LOSER”” CONTESTANTS. THEN, THE CONTESTANTS TAKE PART IN A BASEBALL CHALLENGE. THEN, TIM MCGRAW AND GREGG ALLMAN PERFORM TOGETHER ON “THE JAY LENO SHOW.”” TINA FEY AND EWAN MCGREGOR ARE LENO”S GUESTS.

 CBS IS DOING RERUNS TONIGHT: “NCIS,”” “NCIS: LOS ANGELES”” AND “THE GOOD WIFE.””

 RERUNS, TOO, ON THE CW: “90210”” AND “MELROSE PLACE.””

 

 TODAY”S TALKS                  

 THE VIEW: SINGER ROD STEWART.

 OPRAH WINFREY: “THE DIANE SCHULER STORY: WAS SHE DRIVING DRUNK?””

 

TONIGHT”S TALKS

 CARSON DALY: ACTRESS YVONNE STRAHOVSKI.

 JIMMY FALLON: COMIC ARTIE LANGE.

 CRAIG FERGUSON: ACTRESS ALICIA SILVERSTONE AND AUTHOR SALMAN RUSHDIE.

 JIMMY KIMMEL: TV PERSONALITY DR. MEHMET OZ.

 JAY LENO: ACTOR EWAN MCGREGOR, ACTRESS TINA FEY AND MUSICIAN TIM MCGRAW.

 DAVID LETTERMAN: ACTRESS COURTENEY COX.

 CONAN O”BRIEN: COMIC GARRY SHANDLING AND COOK PAULA DEEN.

 TAVIS SMILEY: AUTHOR NICHOLAS KRISTOF.

 JON STEWART: AUTHOR STEVEN D. LEVITT.

1st Annual Silent Auction & Gala

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009
We invite you to a dog lovers evening of music, food, drinks, socialization and fundraising. There will be hundreds of items for your bidding pleasure!
Host:
Type:
Network:
Global
Date:
Saturday, October 24, 2009
Time:
7:00pm – 11:00pm
Location:
NDSU Alumni Center
Street:
1241 North University Drive,
City/Town:
Fargo, ND

Description

Admission: Free Will Donation
We invite you to a dog lovers evening of music,
food, drinks, socialization and fund-raising!
Heavy hors d’ oeuvres will be served and a cash bar will be available.
Music will be provided by Fuego Tropical Steeldrum and Salsa Ensemble.

Gift Certificates from area businesses, Gift Baskets, Kayaks and paddles, Rounds of Golf for Village Green or Meadows, Nike Slingshot HL Combo set, Nike Str8fit adjustable driver, Nike OZ putter, Nike Golf gloves, Tiger Woods Polo Shirts, Air Jordan Shoes, Books, Blankets, Sweatshirts, Massages, Dog Treats, Dog Toys, Premium Dog Food, Winchester Coat, Snap Fitness Membership, Artwork, Signed Chris Coste Baseball, Jewelry, photography session, and much more!

Money raised goes toward funding to save more dogs from being euthanized, placing them in loving protecting homes!

Paulee’s Pulse for 10-12-2009

Monday, October 12th, 2009

Hey Everybody!  I hope that you are enjoying life as best as you can.  Well, the Twins are done at the Dome, and The Vikings are hot.  The snow has started to fall in the Fargo-Moorhead area, and I am SOOO not ready for it yet.  I am going to start doing two blogs a week.  One that tells you all about what is coming up this week (as far as entertainment arount the area), and one on Friday that spotlights the weekend happenings.  Be sure to check it out, and heck, print it out if you would like, so you don’t forget!  So, here we go…

MONDAY

The Laramie Project: Ten Years Later (An Epilogue)

One Night Only

Acclaimed local theatre company Theatre B will premiere a compelling and groundbreaking epilogue to THE LARAMIE PROJECT: TEN YEARS LATER (AN EPILOGUE) at 7:00pm on October 12 at the Historic Fargo Theatre. In conjunction with Theatre B, the North Dakota Human Rights Coalition and the Pride Collective & Community Center will be facilitating a community-wide conversation about the effects Hate and Hate Crime on communities. The presentation will include a live webcast with the authors of The Laramie Project as well as nationwide Question and Answer session following the performance. The Pride Collective & Community Center will also be presenting their F-M Area National Coming Out Day Awards to an individual and organization that have worked to make Fargo-Moorhead a more inclusive and safe community for all people.

The epilogue focuses on the long term effect of the murder of Matthew Shepard on the town of Laramie. It explores how the town has changed and how the murder continues to reverberate in the community. The play also includes follow-up interviews with many of the individuals from the original piece, as well as new interviews with Matthew’s mother Judy Shepard and Matthew’s murderer Aaron McKinney, who is serving dual life sentences.

The Fargo performance of the Worldwide Premiere will be free and open to the public; members of the audience and community-at-large are welcomed and encouraged to make a free will offering which will benefit local efforts to end violence and to heal the damage caused by hate crime and violent intolerance.

In tandem with the Premiere, an online interactive community will be launched where participants can blog, upload video and photos, and share their stories about the play, their experiences in preparing and presenting the Epilogue in their communities. That online community will be open to the public at www.laramieproject.org.

“We are thrilled to bring this epilogue to The Laramie Project to Fargo,” said Theatre B Ensemble Member Carrie Wintersteen. “This important piece of American theater tells a universal human story and has been a transformative experience for the cast and audience,” continued Wintersteen. “Our hope is that the epilogue helps us better understand the impact of Matthew’s death, as well as provide truth and context as this piece of American history is retold to a new generations,” concluded Wintersteen.

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FRY BREAD TACO DINNER

A fry bread taco dinner will be at Plymouth Church, located at 901 Broadway, in Fargo, from 3pm to 7:30 p.m. Fry-bread tacos, tacos-in-a-bag, softshell tacos, beverages and dessert; dine-in, drive-through and take-out options.  For more information call (701) 235-9226.

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 TUESDAY

RAISE THE RED LANTERN & GOD’S REVOLVER

Music for fans of Whiskey, Long Hair, Bongs, PBR Pounders, Loud Tube Amps, Emperor Cabs, No Idea Records, High on Fire, Planes Mistaken for Stars and Danzig!

 Tuesday October 13th @ The Aquarium
$5 | 10pm | 21+
$4 if you ride your bike

-RAISE THE RED LANTERN (Chicago, on At A Loss Rec)
-GOD’S REVOLVER (Salt Lake, on Translation Loss Rec)
-BLACKEYES/DOLLSEYES (Local Metal Stories)
-TINY MOVING PARTS (This band just moved to Fargo, awesome sounding old screamo, like Saetia era)

ABOUT THE TOURING BANDS:
RAISE THE RED LANTERN
Hometown: Chicago Label: At A Loss Recordings

“These guys have the sort of no-bullshit ethic that punk and metal were built on, and I’m going to have to say it doesn’t get much better than this. Think Harkonen playing out of High on Fire’s equipment after listening to No Idea’s catalog. Ugly, drunk, staggering, and pissed.”-SEAN LOISELLE, LAMBgoat Magazine

“While at times snippets of songs garner comparisons to Coliseum and Converge, the end product to me seems to be what Planes Mistaken for Stars would sound like if they were actually good. For all you Planes Mistaken for Stars fans out there, Raise the Red Lantern is what you should be listening to. For all those who hate Planes Mistaken for Stars, don’t worry, you’ll probably like this album just as much” -Punknews.org

“It’s hard for me to really get at the heart of what makes everything Raise the Red Lantern does – but I promise you haven’t heard it before. They have a punk ethos and the brass balls of a seasoned stoner band AND they rock the fuck out. To me the closest reference point would be Planes Mistaken for Stars, which always radiate that aloof, grungy, strangely beautiful sound. Raise the Red Lantern certainly doesn’t ape the same sound, but more of a similar foundation to build up a monumental wall-of-sound from. Plain and simple, these guys rock.” -Scenepointblack.com

GOD’S REVOLVER
Hometown: Salt Lake City/Provo Label: Translation Loss Records

“These whiskey-guzzling malcontents from Provo, Utah, deliver an ugly, profanity-laced Western epic in the guise of wild-eyed rock ‘n’ roll, with guitars firing like well-oiled six shooters and story narration provided by a singer who conjures a steroid raging Glenn Danzig with a nasty cigarette rasp. Down, dirty, drunk and unhinged, this is the way rock is meant to be played.” -Magnet Magazine Best of 2008: Hard Rock, Matt Ryan

“Say you stumble into a biker bar somewhere near Macon, Ga., and the air is so thick with smoke you can barely make out the figures performing onstage. You order a pitcher of whatever’s on tap and try to determine who the hell is absolutely destroying the room with monster jams. Judging by the powerful screams, the group could easily be fronted by either Dr. Teeth (with The Electric Mayhem—look it up) or Bobcat Goldthwait on mescaline. Turns out it’s God’s Revolver, an honest-to-goodness Southern-blues-metal band out of … Provo? Well, Happy Valley can be a font for rage on the verge. Good news for Utahns who needn’t travel far to get their asses kicked.” -Salt Lake City Weekly.

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WEDNESDAY

Captured! By Robots return to the Aquarium Wednesday

Prepare to get motivated by rockin robots!

 Captured! By Robots (San Fran robots capture human and rock the world)
Fup (TV themes tribute act)

October 14th, 2009
The Aquarium (Dempsey’s Upstairs)
9:30 Doors 10:30 Show 21+
$10 cover adv tix at Orange Records, the Red Raven and www.ticketweb.com
drink special: $3 Pounders

Longtime Aquarium goers know the magic that is Captured! By Robots. For the unintiated, the story goes like this JBot has been captured by robots, literally. But these arent just any kind of robots. These robots rock and play their own instruments. And they force the lowly human JBot to play with them and tour the world. So not only do you get to witness a live kidnapping but you get to rock out at the same time. Its been awhile since they’ve been to town, JBot and crew havent been here for a year and half. They arent touring as much as they used to. Of course as always, Captured! By Robots has brought a theme to this tour (previous visits included the Dubya tour, the Ten Commandments tour, the Greatest Hits tour, the Get Fit tour and get married tour), this time around its the Motivational tour! Yes CBR! are gonna get you pumped up and in the mood and motivated to do whatever you want to do. So get ready to get motivated. Start by going to the show. Always an entertaining good time and trust me these amazing robots actually play their instruments. Its quite an interesting spectacle. Check it out this Wednesday at the Aquarium.

So what’s the deal with C!BR?? Let me (DRMBOT 0110) tell you. JBOT played in a couple of ska bands, Skankin’ Pickle and the Blue Meanies for years and was very unlikable. Everybody got sick of him (I don’t blame them). JBOT thought that if he made a band of robots to play with everything would be okay. HE WAS WRONG! He built GTRBOT666 and myself and the idiotic Ape Which Hath No Name. After he built us, I decided that he was the antibot and must be punished. We installed a Biocerebral Chip in his CPU and now force him to humiliate himself in front of his peers. It makes me so happy to see him suffer. So after the takeover, he secretly made the Ape. The stupid ape robot loves everyone and everything; HOW REVOLTING! Unfortunately, I cannot do anything to rid my circuits of that ape. For it states in the ROBOTIC RESISTANCE handbook, “Thee bot shall never harm another bot.” So what choice do I have? The rare joy I can receive is when GTRBOT666 and myself humiliate JBOT all over the country. The other happiness I have is to see my self-replication “AUTOMATOM” humiliate jbutt to tears. You will come to witness! Coast to coast, his humiliation will be legendary. Keep checking in for updates. These bots have done a lot! C!BR has been through a lot since the human JBOT’s capture back in 1996. We have taken the human on ten national tours and have been received as one would expect. The term “Holy shit” seems to be the most commom expletive uttered. Do you not believe? Oh, you will! C!BR has played with Public Enemy and Flock Of Seaguls (at G-Phoria video Game award show in LA), Motorhead, Servotron, Man…or Astroman and many more. C!BR has been featured on UPN’s “Strange Universe” and on the discovery channel’s “Beyond Bizarre”, Tech TV, ABC 7 6 oclock news, and more.. We have also humiliated JBOT at the Art Institute of San Francisco and at the Yerba Buena Center for the Arts, San Francisco. C!BR has had articles in The New York Times, Spin Magazine, The New Yorker Magazine Gene Simmons Tongue Magazine, Rocktober (where we were voted the .1 robot rock band), Bikini Magazine, Heeb Magazine, Churn, and many more.

Captured! By Robots play the Aquarium Wednesday.

LINKS:

http://www.myspace.com/capturedbyrobots

http://www.myspace.com/fupster
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BAKED POTATO BUFFET

A baked potato buffet will be at The Masonic Center, located at 1405, 3rd Street North, in Fargo from 5 to 7 p.m. For more information, call (701) 364-0335.

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FRIDAY

ValleyCon 35

The Fargo Entertainment Expo returns!

ValleyCon 35 returns for a 3-day weekend of escape! Featuring world-renowned author, screenwriter and producer GEORGE R.R. MARTIN, Incredibly talented actor PETER JURASIK (Best known for Babylon 5’s Londo or Sid the Snitch on Hill St. Blues) and versatile artist JOEL “MOJO” MOEN of comic and graphic novel fame! ValleyCon is for everyone-from the die-hard fans to the casual aficionado of everything “fun”! Featuring a large vendor/dealer room selling everything related (and sometimes more!), your Christmas shopping could be the coolest ever! ValleyCon 35 also features Gaming Tournaments with fantastic prizes from our sponsors (see the website!), Art show and Auction, Panels and Workshops, The Fargo Fantastic Film Festival 7, Parties!!! and much more! Check out www.valleycon.com for updates!

Great Aunt Hazel Part 3

Thursday, October 8th, 2009

My great Aunt Hazel passed away a few years ago, but on one of my last visits she showed me some hand-written pages. She was starting to put down some memories of her years growing up in Marshall County Minnesota. ”Maybe they might get published some day if somebody might think they were worth reading“. Well Aunt Hazel, I hope you don’t mind but I think the folks will enjoy reading some of your memories. Here’s Part 3

GRANDPA KNUTSON’S CANE AND PEPPERMINTS

“This is something I’ll always remember, when my older brother carved a diamond willow cane for my Grandfather Knutson, Jens told me to walk over to my Grandfather’s place and give it to him. He was so happy, he reached into his pocket and gave me one of his white peppermint candies. My Grandmother always had pink peppermint in her aprom pocket. I still have the cane here. Tillie gave it to me when she had an auction.”

MOONLIGHT CLARINET

“One of our neighbors played a clarinet. In the evening he would sit outside and play ‘When the Moon Comes Over the Mountain’ it really sounded pretty in the evening on a clear still night”

Curling Your Hair

“When I and my sisters grew up, to fix our hair with curls we had to use  a curling iron that we put in the chimney of the kerosene lamps. to heat it and to put in the curls. We had to be real careful that it didn’t get to hot as it would burn our hair, so we tested in on a piece of paper”

More to come from Aunt Hazel.

Bob Harris

By The way Thank you for all the nice comments please keep them coming.

Film crew returning to research oil discovery

Thursday, October 8th, 2009

A film crew working on a documentary about North Dakota’s recent oil discovery will be returning to the area this week for more research.

Rachel Libert, producer-director with Tied to the Tracks Films, Inc., of Brooklyn, N.Y., said that she, co-director Matt Golkin and cinematographer Tony Hardman will be in the area from Friday until Oct.19.

Libert and Hardman spent several days in the Parshall and New Town areas in December 2008 interviewing a number of area people. Libert said she learned about the oil boom in western North Dakota when she read a national news article in November 2008 about the Parshall area. But when they got to North Dakota last December she said they discovered the oil boom was not just in Parshall, but also in the surrounding area.

Libert’s work mainly is in documentaries.

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